you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
It’s going down
i’m yelling timber
(god bless those poor souls who heck up and still are able to get up and carry on)
I. AM. SCREAMING.
OMG YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN AND YOU TEACH SUNDAY SCHOOL TO CHILDREN.
have you ever had a friend who you love to death but at the same time you fucking hate them and every once in a while you get an extremely strong urge to beat the shit out of them
So accurate it hurts
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
Let’s play a game.
Is the game called What Happened to My Panties because seriously.
Sherlock is channeling his inner dragon
The chiefest calamity of our age.
Tell me about it, stud
If this isn’t your favourite movie scene ever then you’re fucking wrong
So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and
a Harry Potter-themed
in the cupboard under the stairs
welcome to the world’s lungs
isla grande de chiloé, chile
YOU MIGHT GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND GET TO LIVE WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND DECORATE YOUR HOME WITH THEM AND DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER LIKE WATCH LATE NIGHT INFORMERCIALS JUST BECAUSE AND SEE THEIR SLEEPY FACE WHEN THEY WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND HAVE A SECRET HANDSHAKE AND BE REALLY WEIRD WITH THEM AND THEY’LL STILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT AND IF THE POSSIBILITY OF ALL OF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU SMILE IDK WHAT WILL
I didn’t know I was waiting on this my entire life, but there it is.